Taunts:
You want a a sledge hammer, or is your fist going to do better?
My baby kitten could pound on that door better than you!
Here's some rotten potato peels. Eat 'em up, yum yum!
If I were you, I wouldn't use a butter knife on my reinforced front door, haw haw haw haw haw haw haw
Wanna try my 7-layer reinforced side windows instead, punk?

Threats
You're going to be my next bloody floor tile if you keep on breaking my door down!
Your mamma's gonna be payin' for the damage you've done to my door once this stunt is out!
I got a whole bunch of BGT elves just waiting to crush you! Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!
You're making me angry. You don't want to see what I'm like when I'm angry. Oh wait, you can't see; I forgot.

Time's up taunts
Couldn't break the door, huh? Well, see you next time! Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!
Your little stunt is over. Here come my BGT elves! Get that pesky idiot now!

Hand-to-hand fight taunts
You are my dog's next chew toy! Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!
Die, you fiend!
Run like a little coward, haw haw haw haw haw!
What are you doing over there? Come back and face me like a true warrior!
I am the snake; you are the mouse! Come here to die!

Hand-to-hand fighting win taunts:
Toldja so. Now come here and die. Oh, wanna see me compile a game with BGT before you die?
I told you you wouldn't leave here alive; I was right!
(yawn): that was way too easy. I'm going to go back to killing some bears now.
There's my new floor tile, all nice an' dead. Hee hee hee hee hee hee.